There are some things we learn that feel like a well-earned, long journey. So much of what I know about Salesforce feels like that; it’s a lot of small steps that feel insignificant at the time, and then I look back, and I realize just how far I’ve come.
A lot of those steps don’t even feel like steps when they are taken. It’s just something that happens, and you realize some time later that that knowledge is in your bones now.
This isn’t one of those times.
What I learned about heavy cotton is a lesson learned that will stick with me because it was inconvenient.
I’ve been thinking, this whole series, or whatever it is, could actually be further broken down: what I learned (yay!) and lessons learned (wow, Sam, seriously?).
What I learned:
- A new fun thing
- Wow, that was really tough, but I got through it
- Other people may be as interested in this as I am (and maybe not, but I posted it anyway)
- This is a New and Fascinating thing
- I didn’t know this even WAS a thing
- Oh, there is a single tag missing on email templates that make it NOT responsive
- Turns out I DO need a loop step in this flow
- I should have asked these questions before starting this work
- Make sure your friend isn’t squeamish before surprising them with tickets to the Bodies exhibit
- Come up with a list of dumb things you’ve done BEFORE you start a blog post about it
About this time no one except me is saying “Sam, dummy, you have literally already done this. You had your guide to failure. You have a tag – literally a tag – called Lessons Learned. You are not fooling anyone.”
Cool. I’m right.
So this is really more a “lesson learned” then. That was the point.
Heavy cotton – think a heavy weave, stiff fabric that doesn’t fold so much as bend. Sure you can wash it. You can maybe even dry it, unless you’re trying to keep it from shrinking.
But here’s the thing.
It takes a long time to dry. Like a ridiculously long time. (Side note: My computer is telling me that I used to wrong ‘to’ in that first sentence, and I am just disproportionately angry about that. No, Apple or WordPress or whoever. It should NOT be time too dry. THAT MAKES NO SENSE. YOU SHOULD WRITE A LESSON LEARNED ABOUT BASIC GRAMMAR.)
If you wash your heavy garment at, say, 11pm the night before and dry it for a little while but then leave it out to air dry, don’t expect it to be done before 11pm about two days later. Definitely don’t plan on using it unless you like the feeling of heavy, damp fabric on your shoulders.
Sam, you might be saying now, this is ridiculous. No one cares about your heavy cotton blend. What does this have to do with anything?
Nothing. It’s just been one of those weeks. One lesson turns into frustration, turns into mistakes that really I should know better about, and here it is Friday morning, and I was Done with this week on Tuesday.
I don’t like to talk about my problems or frustrations with people, so when the little things add up, I find that my options are to either implode or write it out. Vaguely. Probably somewhat incoherently. But written nonetheless.
So yeah. I learned a lesson this week (a few). I’ll learn more lessons in future weeks.
But I definitely will not wash heavy cotton the day before I need it. That 100% will not happen again.